1 00:00:02,830 --> 00:00:04,270 Morning Ali How's it going 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:05,480 I'm pretty good 3 00:00:05,740 --> 00:00:09,750 My mom's s arthritis is acting up again so I had to go over there and open the cat food can for her 4 00:00:10,450 --> 00:00:11,460 She has a cat 5 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,310 No I meant: how's it going with the gym 6 00:00:14,550 --> 00:00:16,760 Oh It's dead here 7 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,430 Like my mom's other cat 8 00:00:20,110 --> 00:00:21,700 Okay I'm gonna switch gears here 9 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:25,200 Did you fill the shampoo dispensers in the locker room 10 00:00:25,390 --> 00:00:28,390 They're only down this much and that's only because I borrowed some 11 00:00:28,670 --> 00:00:30,780 Oh and I also took two tampons 12 00:00:31,780 --> 00:00:33,010 And a towel 13 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,260 I had a party this weekend 14 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:37,440 Sorry I didn't invite you 15 00:00:37,730 --> 00:00:38,850 I couldn't make it anyway 16 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,640 I was having my own tampon towel party 17 00:00:44,220 --> 00:00:47,850 Oh God I have had such a morning 18 00:00:48,220 --> 00:00:51,330 I already had to do laundry because Ritchie didn't have a clean uniform 19 00:00:51,850 --> 00:00:56,790 and then my car was out of gas,and then I had a conference with one of Ritchie's teachers 20 00:00:56,980 --> 00:01:01,090 Oh,I am so happy to finally be at work so I can get some rest 21 00:01:01,550 --> 00:01:04,450 I really hitched my wagon to the right star 22 00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:07,800 Oh thanks Barb 23 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:09,970 I have something to show you 24 00:01:09,990 --> 00:01:12,070 Oh is it gross I don't want to see it 25 00:01:12,570 --> 00:01:14,880 Did it come out of the shower I don't want to see it 26 00:01:15,970 --> 00:01:17,800 Okay I want to see it 27 00:01:18,590 --> 00:01:20,600 No my article came out 28 00:01:20,610 --> 00:01:23,450 They interviewed me for Black Women's Business Weekly 29 00:01:23,460 --> 00:01:26,390 Oh that is fantastic 30 00:01:26,850 --> 00:01:29,910 Oh Lenny Kravitz looks terrible 31 00:01:31,230 --> 00:01:32,530 That's me 32 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,700 Oh oh,you look great 33 00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:39,240 Yeah that really captures your 34 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,640 Congratulations 35 00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:44,830 What is that magazine 36 00:01:45,030 --> 00:01:46,340 I've never seen it before 37 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:49,660 It's a monthly that targets the African-American business community 38 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:52,200 Oh that is just great 39 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:54,110 Well I can't wait to read it 40 00:01:54,970 --> 00:01:57,170 You could read it now 41 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,160 Oh now 42 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:00,710 Oh I'm kind of busy right now 43 00:02:09,210 --> 00:02:11,400 Okay you're real funny 44 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,970 but I don't see you getting the cover of a magazine with the third largest circulation of 45 00:02:15,980 --> 00:02:21,170 any free black women's monthly in the Los Angeles area excluding the San Fernando Valley 46 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,780 Okay,you're right,Barb,it is 47 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:27,150 It's a really big deal,it is 48 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:30,450 And look it-- oh,wow,you are in good company 49 00:02:30,590 --> 00:02:32,550 They've got even Magic Johnson in here 50 00:02:32,740 --> 00:02:34,320 That's me,too 51 00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:37,470 Where's your hair 52 00:02:37,650 --> 00:02:40,460 I'm just trying to get the gym a little publicity 53 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:42,020 I mean,it's dead in here 54 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:45,390 I'm so bored I'm about to ask Ali what happened to her mother's other cat 55 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:50,490 It's a really good story,but because of your tone I'm not going to tell you 56 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:52,490 You know what 57 00:02:52,660 --> 00:02:54,680 I mean,publicity doesn't really work,though,Barb 58 00:02:54,690 --> 00:02:56,110 I mean,we were all over the L A 59 00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:58,760 Times last year and we didn't get one new member 60 00:02:58,770 --> 00:02:59,730 We were all over the L A 61 00:02:59,890 --> 00:03:04,680 Times because our steam room cultivated a new strain of athlete's foot fungus 62 00:03:05,930 --> 00:03:08,290 God,I miss my toenails 63 00:03:12,550 --> 00:03:14,610 You know,I could use a few new members 64 00:03:14,620 --> 00:03:16,380 It'll give me someone else to talk to 65 00:03:16,390 --> 00:03:19,590 Yeah,no offense,Barb,but,I mean,who really reads this thing 66 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,520 I mean,is there still a lot of interest in Al Sharpton 67 00:03:22,780 --> 00:03:24,030 Damn it,Christine,that's me 68 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,540 That I knew was you 69 00:03:27,870 --> 00:03:29,410 See We have fun 70 00:03:30,470 --> 00:03:33,050 You know what,Barb Maybe we will get one or two new members 71 00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:35,220 Good for you Good for you 72 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:47,090 Something's different 73 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:51,170 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=-Proudly Presents 74 00:03:51,370 --> 00:03:54,630 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=-Sync: YTET- С� 75 00:03:54,710 --> 00:03:56,550 00:03:59,810 What happened here 77 00:04:00,090 --> 00:04:01,680 What I don't know what you're talking about 78 00:04:02,210 --> 00:04:03,860 You've got some new members,huh 79 00:04:04,150 --> 00:04:05,510 Some new members They're all new members 80 00:04:05,690 --> 00:04:07,740 I've never seen this many new members in one place 81 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:09,310 What is your point 82 00:04:09,990 --> 00:04:11,140 No point You own a black gym 83 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:14,510 What Where did you get that from 84 00:04:14,580 --> 00:04:16,540 You didn't notice that everyone in your gym is black 85 00:04:16,770 --> 00:04:17,550 Of course not 86 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:18,720 I'm a Democrat 87 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:21,450 What does that mean 88 00:04:21,460 --> 00:04:22,250 I drive a Prius 89 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:23,600 I don't see color 90 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:25,620 What color is your Prius 91 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:27,440 No idea I'm not a racist 92 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:31,400 Christine,it doesn't make you a racist to notice that people are different colors 93 00:04:31,550 --> 00:04:33,960 Okay,look,I don't want to talk about this anymore,okay 94 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:36,380 I need you to help me with Ritchie today 95 00:04:36,540 --> 00:04:39,330 Can you do that or not You're so stressed out 96 00:04:39,470 --> 00:04:42,400 It's like the muscles in your jaw are so tight you're developing a tic .. 97 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:45,000 I don't have a tic,okay 98 00:04:45,170 --> 00:04:47,790 I am working,all right Racist 99 00:04:49,860 --> 00:04:52,210 Until you learn what it means,you can't use that word anymore 100 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:54,910 Look,I need your help,okay 101 00:04:55,090 --> 00:04:58,580 With all of these new members,I don't have time to do anything all right and Ritchie's got 102 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:01,140 and Ritchie's got field trips and lessons and soccer practices 103 00:05:01,150 --> 00:05:02,650 and I need your help to get him there 104 00:05:02,660 --> 00:05:03,350 Done 105 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:06,000 Okay,now,for soccer,you got to make sure that 106 00:05:06,010 --> 00:05:06,860 I know,I know 107 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:09,650 We'll make sure he puts his shin guards on his shins and not in his pants 108 00:05:10,490 --> 00:05:13,560 Actually,that's a good general rule for him-- nothing in his pants 109 00:05:14,330 --> 00:05:15,390 All right,oh,but now listen 110 00:05:15,570 --> 00:05:19,470 He's playing U-12 now,so that means the practices are at Verdugo at 4:15 111 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:20,670 and the field is .. 112 00:05:21,460 --> 00:05:22,810 You know what I better write this down 113 00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:23,980 No,no,no,don't write it down,I know where it is 114 00:05:24,110 --> 00:05:25,440 They had the playoffs there last year 115 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:29,770 N-N-No,no,no,no,not on that side,though,on the other side,and there are,like,six fields there 116 00:05:30,010 --> 00:05:31,300 And you can't just drop him off 117 00:05:31,310 --> 00:05:32,820 He'll follow anyone with a whistle 118 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:34,990 We'll make sure he finds his coach 119 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:35,980 Don't worry about it 120 00:05:35,990 --> 00:05:37,300 Okay,now,wait a minute 121 00:05:37,390 --> 00:05:40,300 Now,listen,when you get him home,you give Ritchie dinner and then you make sure he showers 122 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:44,180 but I mean really showers,okay,not just gets in and pees and gets out 123 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:47,590 Well,he is his mother's son 124 00:05:48,010 --> 00:05:51,300 Okay,wait a minute,wait a minute,and then tonight you got to put his guitar by the door 125 00:05:51,510 --> 00:05:53,320 because he's got a lesson tomorrow,okay 126 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:54,210 -Yeah,right -Fine 127 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:55,420 Okay,repeat it back to me 128 00:05:55,540 --> 00:05:56,690 No,we got it 129 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,980 Okay You got it Are you sure you've got it 130 00:05:58,990 --> 00:05:59,510 Yes 131 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,030 Okay,sorry,I'm just a little uptight 132 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:02,990 Because of all the new members 133 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:04,990 Okay,will you stop calling them "new members" 134 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,850 Christine,I need you out here 135 00:06:07,970 --> 00:06:10,690 One of the new members needs some help-- the woman in the pink sweats 136 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,040 You're going to have to give her more than that 137 00:06:12,050 --> 00:06:13,360 She doesn't see color 138 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:15,300 Get out 139 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:20,920 Look at us 140 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:22,350 First ones here 141 00:06:22,580 --> 00:06:24,190 Yeah,we beat the carpool line 142 00:06:25,430 --> 00:06:29,310 Christine owes us an apology for assuming we'd screw this up just because we're menen 143 00:06:29,450 --> 00:06:29,960 Yeah,you know what she is 144 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,720 She's a sexist who doesn't know what "racist" means 145 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:34,950 I mean,how da she doubt our abilities 146 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:35,990 It's not just her 147 00:06:36,170 --> 00:06:36,910 It's everywhere 148 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,350 All those dopey dads on TV 149 00:06:38,510 --> 00:06:41,190 "Oh,I put the diaper on backwards 150 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,240 Hey,I'm gonna pour beer on my cereal 151 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,030 "Oh,I forgot my anniversary,so now I'm in the doghouse 152 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:48,580 I'm not gonna get any sex 153 00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:51,880 I love football and giant sandwiches 154 00:06:52,130 --> 00:06:53,800 Oh,God,it's Sunday 155 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:56,720 I don't get that one 156 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:58,990 No,it's Sunday 157 00:06:59,220 --> 00:07:00,380 Ritchie's home with Christine 158 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:02,070 That's why we're the only ones here 159 00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:05,970 Oh,my God,it's Sunday 160 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:07,190 Want to go home and watch football 161 00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:08,680 I can't,it's my anniversary 162 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:11,250 I am so going to be in the doghouse with New Christine 163 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:15,720 Giant sandwich sounds good 164 00:07:21,230 --> 00:07:21,990 Barb 165 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:28,500 We're out of membership packets and I already used the back of the CPR poster 166 00:07:28,650 --> 00:07:29,700 What do we do now 167 00:07:29,940 --> 00:07:33,660 Well,first,we should unplug the treadmill so nobody has a heart attack 168 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:37,200 and then you can stop dancing while you're talking to me 169 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,470 It's hard 170 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,340 Where's Christine 171 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:54,990 Get out here 172 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,560 Hey,Barb 173 00:07:56,740 --> 00:07:57,520 What are you doing in there 174 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:59,050 Oh,I've been busy 175 00:07:59,170 --> 00:08:03,530 I've just been working on the five-year projections and the feasibility of franchise projections 176 00:08:03,970 --> 00:08:05,980 Almost,but you said projections twice 177 00:08:06,260 --> 00:08:07,030 Now come help me 178 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,200 I had to start a waiting list 179 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:09,780 We can't take on any more new members 180 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:13,170 Well,maybe you can't,Barb,but I have no problem 181 00:08:13,340 --> 00:08:16,260 Yeah,I am just totally cool 182 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,110 Oh,good,I'm glad you're totally cool 183 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:22,970 Now,come help me get these women measured and weighed in 184 00:08:25,610 --> 00:08:27,680 Annette,Gloria,this is Christine 185 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:28,930 She's my partner in the gym 186 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,220 She's the white one 187 00:08:32,030 --> 00:08:33,260 Barb,you're terrible 188 00:08:33,540 --> 00:08:34,140 No 189 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:35,920 She doesn't mean that 190 00:08:39,580 --> 00:08:40,630 Doesn't mean what 191 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,430 Oh,any of it,you know 192 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,340 Neither do I 193 00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:49,090 Christine actually started this business 194 00:08:49,450 --> 00:08:53,740 so if you have any questions about anything like franchise projections 195 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:55,030 she's the one to ask 196 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:57,640 Yes,well,thank you for that,Barbara 197 00:08:58,950 --> 00:09:03,800 I appreciate your confidence in me,but as the good man says,we are all equals 198 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:07,060 Barb and I 199 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:09,850 And us 200 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,880 What's going on with your face 201 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:19,820 Equality 202 00:09:20,820 --> 00:09:21,850 Hope 203 00:09:24,090 --> 00:09:28,230 Now,if you'll just excuse me,I will pop black into my office 204 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:35,140 Back,not black 205 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,780 So,if you'll excuse me,I will be white black 206 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,580 Uh,white black 207 00:09:49,230 --> 00:09:50,990 whi-ite 208 00:09:51,450 --> 00:09:52,800 black 209 00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:06,670 What the hell was that 210 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:10,530 Barb,I don't know what's happening to me 211 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:11,950 I'm a Democrat 212 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:13,010 I drive a Prius 213 00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:15,050 I don't even know what color it is 214 00:10:16,590 --> 00:10:18,590 What are you talking about 215 00:10:19,090 --> 00:10:24,900 Listen,ever since we've got these new members,pardon the expression 216 00:10:28,030 --> 00:10:29,150 It just 217 00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:31,810 it feels like the gym is different 218 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:32,970 Yeah,it's different 219 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:34,520 It's crowded and profitable 220 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:36,850 Yeah,yeah,yeah,and that's good 221 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,050 But it just it has a different vibe 222 00:10:39,650 --> 00:10:40,220 Vibe 223 00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:41,000 You know 224 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,550 Essence 225 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:48,300 I don't want to say any more 226 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:50,360 I think you better say something 227 00:10:50,740 --> 00:10:51,320 I can't 228 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:52,580 Say it,Christine 229 00:10:54,070 --> 00:11:00,500 Look,Barb,no offense,okay,but ever since that article came out,the gym has become entirely 230 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000 You finish 231 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,700 No,you finish 232 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:08,230 There are 233 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,330 many 234 00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:12,300 not too many,but 235 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:13,510 so many 236 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,390 There are a lot of 237 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:17,280 You finish 238 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:19,780 Finish it,Christine 239 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:20,800 Fine 240 00:11:21,050 --> 00:11:22,410 You want me to say it,I'll say it 241 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,770 I think I'm a racist,Barb 242 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,170 I'm going to go feed my mom's cat 243 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,060 What are you talking about 244 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,100 It makes sense 245 00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:44,250 I come from a long line of racists 246 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,660 My great-grandfather was a racist,my grandfather was a racist 247 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:51,080 My father owns a banjo,so he carries the gene 248 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,340 Okay,calm down,crazy 249 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,000 I've known you since you were 19 years old 250 00:11:58,230 --> 00:11:59,180 You're a lot of things 251 00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:03,410 You're a slut,you're lazy,you drink too much,you're cheap 252 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:12,140 you're a terrible cook,a bad driver,awful speller,a miserable wife,a lousy 253 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,000 Get to it,Barb 254 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,350 You're not a racist 255 00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:16,600 You love black people 256 00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:18,000 You married a black woman 257 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:24,480 I know,but for the past two days,every time I walk in this gym I feel nervous 258 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:27,210 You know,I'm so worried that I'm going to say the wrong thing 259 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:30,360 I just want to hide in my office and not talk to anyone 260 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,800 Do you have any idea what it's like to be a minority 261 00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:38,380 No,I do not 262 00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:41,590 Well,it's hard 263 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:46,640 Christine,how do you think I feel being surrounded by white people all the time 264 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,720 I don't know 265 00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:49,810 Bored 266 00:12:51,010 --> 00:12:52,290 Sometimes 267 00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:58,720 You know,I mean seriously,Barb,I pride myself on my liberal values and my open mind 268 00:12:58,850 --> 00:13:00,330 I hate that I'm uncomfortable 269 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:06,630 How do you think I feel when I go to cheese shops,the Hollywood Bowl,Volvo dealerships 270 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:15,110 Malibu,Calabasas,Alaska,the Republican Convention,the Gap 271 00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:16,230 Get to it,Barb 272 00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:21,610 Everyone feels more comfortable when they're surrounded by people who look like them 273 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,570 That's why Martha Stewart bought Connecticut 274 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:29,920 But maybe we should diversify our clientele 275 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,880 So that way we'll both feel comfortable 276 00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:34,060 We need to integrate the gym 277 00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:36,590 Oh,yeah,yeah,you're right 278 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,010 We should just even it out 279 00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:40,980 Well,I brought in the black people with my article 280 00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:43,320 You go round up some white folks 281 00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:45,770 Okay,fine 282 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:57,750 If you need me,I'll be at Whole Foods or Williams-Sonoma or Banana Republic,J Crew,Minnesota,Congress 283 00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,130 Oh,you know what,I'll just go to Ritchie's school 284 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,990 - Hey,dude - Hey,man 285 00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:15,560 Where's Ritchie 286 00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:17,660 Oh,God 287 00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:19,430 Don't say that 288 00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:21,360 I called you last nit we went over the plan 289 00:14:21,370 --> 00:14:22,080 You were supposed to pick him up 290 00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:23,120 No,I was supposed to pick up dinner 291 00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:24,610 You were supposed to pick up Ritchie 292 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:25,790 Where's dinner 293 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,870 Oh,man 294 00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:29,550 Okay,we just have to remember what Christine said 295 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,100 Today's Monday 296 00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:31,830 That means he was at school 297 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:32,970 Where did she say he was going after school 298 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,100 I can't remember 299 00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:36,480 She talks so much,and so little of it matters 300 00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:40,000 Well,if he's still at school,they would have called us 301 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,880 Ah,there you go-- a message 302 00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:44,960 Hey,it's me 303 00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,360 Everything went well with Ritchie 304 00:14:46,370 --> 00:14:46,870 Give me a call 305 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:48,450 Great 306 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,740 Everything went well 307 00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:52,070 And wherever he is,there's a nice lady there 308 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:53,950 How are we going to find him 309 00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:55,450 Oh,I don't think we can find him 310 00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:57,980 Okay,I know 311 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:03,790 Let's listen to it again,and maybe we can hear something in the background that will clue as to where he is 312 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,790 Message erased 313 00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:10,370 Did you catch anything 314 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,380 Look,we're just going to have to go everywhere Ritchie goes 315 00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:15,830 He doesn't go that many places 316 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:19,500 Okay,we'll start with the school,then we'll go to the soccer fields and then we'll try his friends' houses 317 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:20,800 Who are his friends 318 00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:24,450 I don't know-- he's always talking about some kid named Clay Aiken 319 00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:29,130 I'm going to do you a favor and not tell you who that is 320 00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:32,380 If Christine finds out about this,we're going to have to move to Mexico 321 00:15:32,570 --> 00:15:33,400 She better not find out 322 00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:35,690 I do not like cilantro 323 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:39,400 Can you believe this 324 00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:42,000 What are the chances of the three of us being pregnant at the same time 325 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:43,400 I'm not pregnant 326 00:15:43,470 --> 00:15:45,000 What a beautiful blousy top 327 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,810 What are you laughing at 328 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:50,400 You're growing a beard 329 00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,250 It's my hormones 330 00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:56,260 It's falling out of my head and sprouting everywhere else 331 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:58,590 Oh,hi,ladies 332 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:00,250 Excuse me,um 333 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:05,040 Well,as you know,I own a woman's-only gym,and we are having a promotion 334 00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:08,240 A two-week free trial membership for white women 335 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:09,580 uh,for women 336 00:16:11,330 --> 00:16:13,990 Yeah,we have pregnancy yoga classes so you can all come together 337 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,850 I'm going to burn this blouse 338 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,980 You know,Christine,I don't think we're really interested 339 00:16:21,370 --> 00:16:24,720 Oh,well,I could throw in free massages and some facial waxing 340 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,660 Oh,I'm in 341 00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,470 Oh,hey,Barb 342 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,110 I got three 343 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,020 I'm going to Nordstrom's to get some more 344 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:41,930 I can't believe we didn't find him 345 00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:43,230 I can't believe you lost him 346 00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:44,830 I didn't lose him,I lost dinner 347 00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:46,960 And he's not lost,he's somewhere 348 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:48,470 I'm so worried 349 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:49,900 And hungry 350 00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:52,840 We're going to have to tell Christine 351 00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:55,980 And then she's going to talk to us in that tone for the rest of our lives 352 00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:56,820 I don't care 353 00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:57,930 I just want Ritchie back 354 00:16:58,340 --> 00:16:59,000 Me too,man 355 00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:06,170 Oh,come on,did you guys watch Rudy again 356 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:10,600 Christine,we have to talk to you 357 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:11,500 I know 358 00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:12,310 You must be so mad at me 359 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,400 A little 360 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,420 Explain why 361 00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:20,730 I screwed up the whole day 362 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,260 I told you to pick him up at his guitar lesson 363 00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:23,670 Guitar lesson 364 00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:24,600 Go on 365 00:17:25,730 --> 00:17:27,270 But today wasn't his guitar lesson 366 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:31,900 He had study group after school and then he went to Jimmy Ray's house until after dinner 367 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,110 I sent you on a complete wild-goose chase 368 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:34,870 You're damn right you did 369 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,350 We drove all the way out to Hmm-dale 370 00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,100 Where 371 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,700 You know,it's right off the 1-0-fling freeway 372 00:17:43,510 --> 00:17:46,380 Listen,I know that I messed up,but I got to get back to work 373 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,380 Is there any way you guys can pick him up 374 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,600 Of course 375 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,530 We're not idiots 376 00:17:51,210 --> 00:17:51,870 Okay 377 00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:52,870 Thanks so much 378 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,170 I've got to go wax Lindsay's chin 379 00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:55,730 She's having a rough pregnancy 380 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,000 In the wrong light,she looks like Fidel Castro 381 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,150 Thank you 382 00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:03,410 Well,that went well 383 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:04,300 Yeah 384 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,040 Do you have any idea where Ritchie is 385 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,800 Well,I'm hoping to God he's in Hmm-dale 386 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:19,850 What's different 387 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,160 Oh,hi,Barb 388 00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:25,150 What did you do with all the black people 389 00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:28,160 I don't see color,Barb 390 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:31,160 You don't see color because there is no color 391 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,090 Now,what did you do with all the black people 392 00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:38,230 They got mad when they found out the white women were here for free and they had to pay 393 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,790 It's also why the music went to crap 394 00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:43,300 This is terrible 395 00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:44,050 Well,we can fix it 396 00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:46,860 We can just offer free membership to our black clients,too 397 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,850 You can't make any money that way 398 00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:51,580 Maybe we can charge Asians double 399 00:18:53,010 --> 00:18:57,370 Barb,come on,we have to treat everybody the same whether their Asian or black or regular 400 00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:02,000 They should just come because it's a good gym 401 00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:04,120 Yeah,it is a good gym 402 00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:06,420 As long as you wear sandals in the shower 403 00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:09,910 And it can stand on its own merits 404 00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:13,110 Well,we did it 405 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,950 We sure did 406 00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:21,970 You know,Barb,maybe the world wasn't ready for an integrated gym 407 00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:23,610 Yeah,we were ahead of our time 408 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,860 Besides,we've done our share 409 00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:29,710 We're part of a biracial,fake,lesbian,sham marriage 410 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,100 Let somebody else do something 411 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:33,790 Yeah,you're right 412 00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:35,210 We're heroes 413 00:19:35,670 --> 00:19:36,710 I'm exhausted 414 00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:38,280 I'm going to take a nap 415 00:19:38,570 --> 00:19:39,960 I'm going to go to Nordstrom's 416 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,000 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=-Proudly Presents Sync: YTET- С� 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net